Category Archives: satire

Satire: Poet Ahmad Matar on Sheikh Yusuf al-Qaradawi

Posted on April 1, 2013 by uprootedpalestinians

الشاعر أحمد مطر في هجاء الشيخ يوسف القرضاوي عادَ لِيُفتي هَتْكُ نِساءِ الأرضِ حَلالٌ إلاّ الأَربعَ مِمّا يأتي أُمّي، أُختي، امرأتي، بنتي كُلُّ الإرهابِ “مُقاومَةٌ” إلاّ إن قادَ إلى مَوتي نَسْفُ بُيوتِ النّاسِ “جِهادٌ” إن لَمْ يُنسَفْ مَعَها بَيتي التقوى … Continue reading →

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Sailing to Chicago

Posted on October 14, 2012 by uprootedpalestinians

By William Butler Abunimah That is no country for Palestinians. The farmers and their olive trees,The Jewish settlers—at their songThe Gaza fishermen denied the seas,Fish, flesh, or fowl, commend all summer longWhatever is begotten, born, and dies.Ah, who cares? I … Continue reading →

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Israel is Startin’ to Make the Nazis Look Like Choir Boys!

Posted on March 25, 2012 by uprootedpalestinians

  Hey There Jewish People! It’s me, your ole’ pal Buddy the Goy comin’atcha from Mudflap Junction deep here in the heart of Goyland once again! Say, Jewish people, me and all the rest of the folks here has all … Continue reading →

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Buddy the Goy Says: Don’t Be a House Negro! Join the Slave Revolt Against Jewish Plantation Owners!

Posted on March 19, 2012 by uprootedpalestinians

Hey there folks, it’s Buddy the Goy comin’ atcha here from Mudflap Junction deep in the heart of Goyland! Say, here’s somethin’ I been wonderin’ about: When Rabbi Ovadia Yosef said that goyim are donkeys who exist only to serve … Continue reading →

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Israel’s Iron Kipa by Gilad Atzmon

Posted on January 7, 2010 by uprootedpalestinians

River to Sea  In English they call it the “Iron Dome” in Hebrew they call it the “Iron Kipa” which could also be translated as ‘Iron Skullcap’ or even ‘Iron Yarmulka’*. Seemingly the Israelis love to mix iron with God. … Continue reading →

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